The Ten Dollar Drinking Bet

A fellow walks into a bar,  notices a very large jar on the counter,
and  sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.  He guesses there
must  be more  than ten thousand dollars in  it.

He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the
jar?"

"Well......you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the
money and  the keys to a brand new Lexus."

The man certainly isn't going  to pass this up.  And so he asks...
"What are the three tests?"

"You must pay  first...... Those are the rules," says the bartender.

So, after thinking it over a while,  the man gives him  the $10 and the
bartender drops it into the jar.

"Okay," the bartender  says, "here's what you need to do:

First - You have to drink a whole quart of  tequila, in a minute or less,  and you can't make a face while doing it.

Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with  a bad tooth. You have
to remove that  tooth with your bare hands.

Third - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never had sex....
You have  to take care of that problem!"

The man is stunned. "I know I paid my  $10, but I'm not an idiot!   I won't do
it!  You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila,  and then do all those other things..."

"Your call," says  the bartender..... "but, your money stays where it is."   As
time goes on, and the man  has a few more drinks, he finally says, "Where's the damn  tequila?"

He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.
Tears stream down both cheeks... but he doesn't make a face, and he did it in fifty-eight seconds!

Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull  chained
to a pole.  Soon the  people inside the bar hear  growling and biting, and
screaming... then  nothing but silence!

Just when they think the man surely must be  dead,  he staggers back
into the bar, with his shirt ripped open and  there are scratches and
bleeding all over his  body.

He says..." Now where's that old  woman with the bad tooth?"